The moustache movement

Question About Jesus?

I feel like I recently met Jesus in my life. I was driving in my local Home Depot parking lot and there was a crowd of men congregating against a wall and in that crowd I saw the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen. He’s dark with a very defined mustache and he speaks with a Spanish accent.

Yeah his name is Jesus.
You know, I’ve been thinking about naming my son “Jesus”. I mean, it’s so much more convenient for his future gf when they are having sex.